yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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