Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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