i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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