i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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