I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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