There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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