I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Boobs are out for the taking
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize