It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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