PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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