so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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