Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
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And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Two words: nipple clamps
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