He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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