People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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