Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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