everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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