Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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