Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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