I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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