I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You need a sexual gate keeper
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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