It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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