Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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