better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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