You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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