Don't you send me to vm
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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