When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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