This girl is more easily done than said...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.