Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.