i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
handjob tips. give me some.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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