This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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