Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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