i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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