just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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