Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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