She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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