i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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