I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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