so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
it was like eating out sand paper
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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