ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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