She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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