What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
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I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I wear drunk well.
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