lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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