I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
