Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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