well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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