Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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