im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.