how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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