This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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