i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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