why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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