My liver just broke up with me...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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