Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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