Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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